[groans audibly @ self]

I did a bunch of proper adulting today, including a meeting with an advisor at the bank, and then on the walk home I dropped my phone and cracked the screen cuz I’m too damn stupid to put a case on it. Why am I like this 😑


Grown-up Decision Making

My makeup purchasing decisions are based like 90% on packaging and like 10% on what the thing actually is.

Case in point: My newest mascara is called “Miss Manga” and there was an anime girl on the package. Is it good mascara? Who gives a shit?