Also can someone tell me where to buy one, I need it because of reasons. 

Real quick can we just talk about these dope-ass crystal ear cuff things that have recently become popular, and that apparently Prince was wearing since the 90s?!

Really? Twenty years ahead of a trend? 

If the world has ever seen a magical clairvoyant space man, Prince was it. 


My 40-year goals 

It’s kinda weird to see a 70 year old guy wearing a thumb ring, but I have to appreciate a man who makes conscious style choices. 

When I’m 70 I hope I’m as quirky-stylish as I am now. Maybe more. Does eccentricity appreciate in value?

I wanna still have big glasses and sparkly jewelry and red lips and strong brows. I wanna still wear sassy tshirts and I wanna be memeing til the day I die. 


I want a little house up on the mountain, away from everything.

I want a big yard and a fire pit and a garden where I’ll try to grow some vegetables but I’ll probably fail because I’ve never had much of a green thumb.

I want a big tree that I can climb up and sit in to get a different perspective but hopefully it isn’t full of bugs.

I want a path through the woods that I can wander along and leave markers and bird feeders in my favourite spots, and hopefully the path is also not full of bugs.

I want a big dog to go on adventures with and who will wander through the woods with me and explore.

I want one room in my house with a projector aimed at a wall and I’ll screen my favourite movies there for me and my friends. Probably mostly just for me though since I don’t really have friends.

I want a bathroom with a great big bathtub that I can have bubble baths in, and I want a tv over the bathtub that I can watch Netflix on.

And people will be like “Jessica, don’t put a tv in your bathroom, that’s something old men would do,” and I’ll be like, “Shut up, this is my dream house and you weren’t even invited.”

Because who needs that kind of negativity?