Haiku #1

“Pee in this cup please,”

Then they spill it on my desk.

How did I get here?


My 40-year goalsĀ 

It’s kinda weird to see a 70 year old guy wearing a thumb ring, but I have to appreciate a man who makes conscious style choices. 

When I’m 70 I hope I’m as quirky-stylish as I am now. Maybe more. Does eccentricity appreciate in value?

I wanna still have big glasses and sparkly jewelry and red lips and strong brows. I wanna still wear sassy tshirts and I wanna be memeing til the day I die.